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Sep 30, 2014
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Weave, Part 2.

Weave, Part 2.


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Sep 28, 2014
@ 10:02 am
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She’s a “vegetarian.”

"She’s trying to be a vegetarian but she doesn’t like vegetables. HER MAIN STAPLE IS HUMMUS."


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Sep 28, 2014
@ 7:52 am
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Hermit time!

Not the smartest pre-diabetic 12-year-old with our hand in the jar of Cracker Barrel rock candy, are we?


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Sep 25, 2014
@ 10:15 pm
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You lost your, um, hair?

You lost your, um, hair?


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Sep 17, 2014
@ 10:56 pm
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A wicked cloud.

A wicked cloud.


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Sep 13, 2014
@ 8:36 pm
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Yolp. Get it?

Yolp. Get it?


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Aug 23, 2014
@ 8:35 pm
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People be like…

Come to a performance, ask for a place to plug in my phone.


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Aug 16, 2014
@ 11:46 am
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Your thought for the day: glazed red velvet holes.

Your thought for the day: glazed red velvet holes.


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Aug 7, 2014
@ 10:01 am
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These writers, I swear. »

"The NFL’s preseason is a subject of little debate, because everyone agrees that it kind of sucks, is too long, and could probably be eliminated completely and no one would care. The games still draw enough ratings for the networks to broadcast a couple every August and make other sports cry at the ratings they’re able to amass with mere exhibitions.”

 


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Aug 4, 2014
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When someone takes care of you.

When someone takes care of you.