She’s a “vegetarian.”
"She’s trying to be a vegetarian but she doesn’t like vegetables. HER MAIN STAPLE IS HUMMUS."
Not the smartest pre-diabetic 12-year-old with our hand in the jar of Cracker Barrel rock candy, are we?
People be like…
Come to a performance, ask for a place to plug in my phone.
"The NFL’s preseason is a subject of little debate, because everyone agrees that it kind of sucks, is too long, and could probably be eliminated completely and no one would care. The games still draw enough ratings for the networks to broadcast a couple every August and make other sports cry at the ratings they’re able to amass with mere exhibitions.”